so much win in this thread its amazing.

“That’s not all, apparently they also vote. What has the world come to my dear sir.”

Good heavens! Next you’ll tell me that they live on their own, or even cohabitate with men who are neither their relatives nor their husbands!

Do you require a medical professional for treatment of Hysteria?

That’s not all, apparently they also vote. What has the world come to my dear sir.

I was so shocked at this proposition that I dislodged my monocle

Wait, the internet told me that women ruin video games. I don’t know what to believe anymore!

Women play video games? Why that’s a notion so preposterous that I shall need to fetch my fainting couch and smelling salts!

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

I would KILL to see Rob and Rex Ryan running a 40. Even on their twin motorcycles would be acceptable

Can you imagine Jim Harbaugh doing sprints in khakis? That would be incredible.

What kind of job do I have where a $525 casual dress is something I’d wear to the office?

::keeps shopping at Target until I get millionaire status::

My dad was born in the early 1950s in an old, sort of down-trodden neighborhood in L.A. He clearly remembers a couple of old guys who would be around his grandfather’s age living in the neighborhood who wore those masks. As they would’ve been in their 70s when he was a kid. Makes you remember that the veterans of old…

Eh, I’m sure plenty of them are. I have a friend who teaches math and bio and remember her college classes, she’s absolutely qualified.
Even my own teachers. A lot of them worked in their degrees field before they taught in a school. And the student teachers we got were like that too. Our law student teacher used to…

Uniforms.

There’s only one word to describe this:

You must be new here...

Let me tell you this thing about "irony" ...

it's a two week celebration in my block ( I dont know why). When i was younger I loved it cuz I loved Fireworks....now I wanna yell " It's June 28th not July 4th you jackasses why are you lighting fireworks at 3 am for?!!!!"

Not just summer, but specifically JulyfuckingFourth is the worst. I used to LOVE July 4th. BBQ's, fireworks, drinking, beach, whatever. Now, my neighborhood turns into a war zone and I don't sleep that night. And this year, since it's on a Wednesday, I'll be working the next day.