I think the nanny is for both of them, as it was heavily implied that Lauren is bisexual, and it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that they specifically hired someone open to being their unicorn (the nearly mythical bi person looking to be the no strings third) while also raising their kid. Expect a disappointing…

Truck nuts? Please spay or neuter your trucks.

As a kinky fucker, I’d just like to put this out there...

I don’t know what else to call it but snake oil crossed with conspiracy theory, but there are pro-life/forced birth people that claim (with no verifiable evidence) that ectopic pregnancies can be saved, with the embryo being transferred from a Fallopian tube to the uterus, or that the embryo can pop loose and reattach…

Personally, I’m all for dilators... the rectal kind. They are really helpful in preparing for anal penetration with anything of significant... girth. They are much better for that purpose than butt plugs, as they don’t narrow down much before you reach the flared base. Some people like fingers, I prefer dilators.…

Thumbs down is not the signal for problems, stroke. That’s the signal to descend. The not ok signal is the so-so gesture, hand at chest level, palm down, rocked side to side, followed by pointing at the problem. You would not only be using the wrong sign, but would communicate the opposite of what you are doing. Maybe…

Your definition is irrelevant and ahistorical, but even so, becoming a minority is only a problem if 1) America has a history of treating minorities badly, 2) humans are petty enough to be vindictive against the minority’s that previously held power. I think those are pretty reasonable premises.

A racist is prejudiced against ethnic minorities. A white nationalist wants ethnic minorities to be deported back to “where they came from” or exterminated. A racist freaks out when they hear “par espanole” in a phone tree, a nationalist wants speaking anything but English outlawed. A racist assumes POC are guilty of…

Qui est-ce “nous,” Vichy?

Same way they always have: redefining whiteness. Name a light skinned ethnic group that is now called white, but isn’t from the British Isles (Irish protestants might be ok) or France and you’ll have a group that probably was treated as dangerous outsiders for a couple generations and was then integrated as part of…

Gauged ears don’t bother me, but I worry that if I got drunk, I might grab a whatever lock is handy and not too big for the hole, and lock them to something. I would then laugh myself to death, leaving them to deal with two inconvenient problems.

“Makes for a quick getaway” means criminal record or future criminal record. “Safety training for work made it a habit” is smart. I have all kinds of learned habits from safety training that I don’t even think about until someone points them out.

I like Hosea. The uh, third chapter, the first bit, but it’s very personal, very private, and I don’t share it, but I will share it with you. And it’s probably the best thing that I didn’t write.

A better analogy would be to ask why the airline can’t afford to pay its pilots or buy jet fuel after putting its budget behind bribing a regulatory agency into letting it build a dozen arenas and facilities for the purpose of throwing a huge party for the same regulatory agency, then letting the new buildings fall…

Washrag, sorry, but a god that doesn’t have the guts to condemn slavery, but gives rules on how to treat slaves, such as you can beat them as much as you like as long as you don’t put an eye out or they don’t die a couple days after the beating, and who says, “Slaves, obey your masters,” instead of do whatever you can…

That’s not how you conceal carry! This is how you conceal carry!

(I’m also a white guy, so I never see the worst sexist or racist stuff, although I do get the occasional offended southern baptist that is horrified that I teach evolution and climate change without any interest in the evidence unburdened alternatives.)

Build a time machine is what I want to say at the end of a semester...

Didn’t answer phone, door, saw “wine” on the floor...

I’m a true crime junkie, so I would have, no question.