So... he is still actively painting this, uh, legacy... and also covers it with (luxurious red velvet) cloth, which will absolutely not make a mess of paint that isn’t dry, nor will it transfer any lint to his work, or leave texture patterns, not that it will appreciably alter what appears to be a bunch of smudges.…

Hopefully you are at home now, and can google “supernumerary nipple” on your own device.

I wonder if this guy could explain to the GOP why his Trumpcamps are concentration camps. Nobody else seems to be able to get through to them.

Not even the third time I’ve heard about an African American woman wanting to engage in master/slave race play with a white guy.

YES! If your partner says no, don’t. Kink is only kink when it’s consensual. Otherwise it’s abuse.

Would Kremlin Kermit be better? That makes it about the corrupt Russian government instead of the Russian people.

The guy was a psychopath and malignant narcissist (in my decidedly non-professional opinion). He probably thought that he would get out in a few months via his blackmail materials. Why destroy his trophies when he thinks he is safe from prosecution, especially when some of those trophies implicate the people he would…

That is good to know, because the criminal(ly) online POTUS is a whole family of Fredos and Fredo in laws.

The Declaration of Independence left off one of the most important issues of the day. The British Empire was considering eliminating the single largest form of wealth in the colonies, enslaved peoples. The Empire was starting down the path of freeing them and granting them some level of citizenship. So many slave…

Yep. Ineffable, ineffectual. Tomato, tomato.

That’s not a conspiracy theory. It’s far too reasonable to be true.

The difference between my ability to do what she does and my ability to wiggle my ears incredible, despite them both being zero. One zero is simply much larger than the other.

It’s almost like you didn’t read the article...

Sadly, this probably works every now and then, if only because some car problems are intermittent.

Let it be scribbled, let it be done.

Putin and Kim don’t count.

Some psychosomatic illnesses can be treated with various drugs. Using delusional parasitosis as an (extreme) example, the proper treatment is an atypical antipsychotic drug. But because the patient’s mind is living in a reality where they really do have parasites, and have evidence of their condition, they damn well…

I figured she couldn’t figure out anything that rhymed with boys or girls. Like boys with toys and girls with curls. Her songwriting is pretty limited when it comes to rhyme scheme.

Touché.

They are there. We call them prisons and homeless shelters. I wish that was just a flippant response, but it’s the truth.