okay, shut it down.  you win today’s interwebs.  (i was coming here to make a similar comment.)

Kids in cages. Concentration camp cages. Some now dead. Others suicidal. He doesn’t just defend this, he promotes it. Spit away!

This show was the purest garbage and I loved every single second.

Say what you will about Chicago (and there is much to say, much of it bad) this town has three things going for it. 1) We would never put Ketchup on a hot dog as a matter of fucking course (I’m looking at you, street vendor in CO, I’m looking at you) because Mustard! 2) Students at UIC (one of the most diverse student…

Oh, this is the start of a goooood twisted fanfic.

I did not spit on him. He’s not my type.  

I’m really fucking sick of that “for the party that preaches tolerance...” nonsense. Someone else can probably explain it better than me, but it’s like just because the left preaches tolerance, does not mean tolerance for racism, migrant kids in camps, and general assholery of this fucking administration aka what Eric…

Or he has to drive out to Long Island and pay a woman to wear Melania’s clothes and then spit in his face.

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Poor Eric. He’s not used to such direct action. Usually people just spit in his food\drinks.

She is pure joy and awesomeness. I hope she’s having exactly as much fun as she looks like she is.

Secondly, what the fuck is an intimacy teacher

An intimacy teacher is someone who will tell you what you can already Google or learn from common sense, yet will charge you lots of money so you can brag to your friends about how enlightened you are.

First of all, how many days do they think are in a week? 4 days in his house 4 days in hers? That’s...not adding up.

And the f*cking size 11's are ALWAYS sold out FIRST!!!! WHY????? You’d think retailers would catch on that a lot of big-footed ladies need shoes!

These vintage tortoiseshell sunglasses, which I passed up due to being broke that day. I want to invent a time machine just so I can go back and give myself a $50 bill and wear them for the rest of my life.

Serious question, though. Why do so many designers/shoe brands still not make size 11? Everyone’s out here with size 5 and 6 that never sell and I know so many women who have larger feet and have only a fraction of the options. Like plus-sized clothing, it’s well-established that the average woman in the U.S. now…

Cole Haan made these GLORIOUS multi-color pumps. I saw them in a magazine and immediately began brown-bagging it so I could save for them. The wedge version hit the store like a month later and my body (and my credit card) were ready...

AND THEN THE SALES STAFF TOLD ME THAT THE PUMPS WERE MADE FOR PHOTO SHOOTS ONLY…

Very true and very necessary, but doesn’t make it palatable.

Wow, the new Mayor came through the door, swinging! This is going to be amazing to watch!