Yes. By changing diapers at the table, actually. I lost count of how often people did this when I waited tables in several different states throughout the 80s. It was hardly uncommon.

You know I agree with you, but at the same time it pisses me off that it's completely socially acceptable for both genders to pee all over the toilet seats and not wash their hands before returning to the table. Nobody cares or throws a hissy about that. Lifting a toilet seat and washing your hands is a lot less…

"Remember how most places didn't have changing tables in bathrooms until extremely recently? Somehow we survived." Yes, by laying the baby on your lap and changing the dirty diaper right then and there. And nobody died of poo smell asphyxiation.

Women have rights. People are always grossed out by women things. Tampons, dirty diapers but these are things that women all have to deal with so everyone else should as well.

She'd prolly get arrested if she left them at the table.

Why the fuck would a changing table be a "woman" thing as opposed to a "parent" thing? In attempting to head off some future sexism, you engaged in some of it yourself. Newsflash, dads change the damned diapers too.

As a plus sized lady, I would like to say I don't want high end shit. I want affordable shit that doesn't look like it came out of a garbage dump from the 70s. Fuck you, giant flowers over everything! Who is the asshole who started that? Do they think I'm trying to camouflage myself as a fucking garden? I don't want…

I like sparkle sometimes, but I'm tired of looking like I got puked on by a drag queen's Dyson.

""Don't ask Marc Jacobs to make you something if you can't even afford Marc by Marc Jacobs."

Odd. Usually when Nike is screwing children it involves making sneakers.

Bill: I did not spend six years in the marines defending "guilty until proven innocent"

Just do it.

She's clearly asking for it by owning a smartphone. If women don't want to get unsolicited dick pics, they should remove themselves from any medium (smartphones, Facebook, email accounts) where a man could possibly send them one.

Can I be your lawyer?*

Yep. Absolutely.

Nope! In the end Hobby Lobby is about the Roberts Court making sure the entire country lives by the morals of the 5 male Republican judges. If they take it, the nurse will probably win, because women must be put down, period.

You magnificent bastard.

"Honey, how do you expect me to get in the mood if you don't even have colored drop-down selections for column B?"

Keds these days?

Kids these days. No wonder he didn't have a date, he doesn't even know how to Converse.