Is it possible you're remembering it wrong? I don't think Jennifer Garner was even alive when they made the Rockford Files…

Is it possible you're remembering it wrong? I don't think Jennifer Garner was even alive when they made the Rockford Files…

-Ray totally pulled a Homer-recedes-into-bushes
I was put in mind of a somewhat darker cartoon hero. I was waiting for Ginger Mcnotmyson to go, "Woah.. My dad's Batman!"

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Speaking of a "strange character singing on stage in some creepy club at some point" was the female club singer in the first two episodes the same methhead we see outside the reporter's house before Ray "Hook and Loop Fastener" Velcoro goes in to beat up said reporter?

I tried it once, but it felt like IMDB was using me for accurate casting info…

I liked this episode up until the end, so to save the ending, I'll read Beth's last line as breaking the fourth wall, and take "I get it now." to mean "I understand why I'm not in next weeks script." Otherwise, the scene doesn't really work for me.

My prediction for next weeks show: the SoA member who looks like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler kills himself. I mean c'mon. If you watch your town's sheriff begging your Motorcycle Club VP to fuck her on the hood of her squad car in the middle of the day and you can't even muster a smile, is life even worth living…

I'm a little disappointed that the opening didn't dissolve into an all-zombie rendition of the Tainted Love video, but maybe that was too much to hope for?

So the former head of the CIA flies commercial and has no security attached to him whatsoever, and the CIA station chief doesn't even bother to change the locks when she moves into a new apartment. OK. With shitty spycraft like that, you're just begging the ISI to find your anti-flatulence medication, Carrie, but…

Between her and Eli, I've never seen a younger/older casting job done so well. I'd imagine the credit should be split between the young actors, the casting director, and their vocal coach(es). However it came together, this is how you do 2 time periods of the same character, no question.

Maybe it was just a bad angle, but didn't it seem like the leg was all burnt? I mean, that's how I like my smore's, but if I was eating Bob-B-Q, I'd think medium rare would be better.

No, I'm from Brooklyn. I have family in Mastic, but I just love the sound of Ronkonkoma. :)

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If you try to explain every joke that doesn't work, you'll just end up busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking competition.

Or flowers….

People, people who eat people,

I'm up in the air over which is more ridiculous: the Quinn ♥'s Carrie bullshit, or the idea that Quinn is the first to notice the earpiece on the Pakistani ISI dude. 100's of man hours spent going over the youtube clips by US intelligence services and news agencies, but Quinn the Eskimo stumbles out of his latest…

"I can vouch for that."
That's easily the funniest delivery of the season. And I was also really impressed with Young Eli. His cadence is just perfect. You can just see Shea Whigham delivering the same line years in the future, it's fantastic.

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