(Also no day is a bad day if it starts with sex).

The good news is, if you fell over the edge, just spin. You’d land in the water. It’s called the Magnus effect.

This thing makes my vagina wet. And I am a man.

TV Bronn is one of my favorite characters. Which means he's dying this season.

oh god. The title. I hate you so much Gawker.

Yep, lets get over the stigma of water recycling and get personal units already!

Sweet, one step closer to Dune stillsuits.

Can you hear the worm scream?

The accent makes it 3x more interesting.

Thank you! That being the case, I rescind my objection. :D

In the movie Mars Attacks! The town of Pahrump is where the Martians first landed on earth. So now when Earthlings (or at leas our technology) first landed on Mars, we landed in Pahrump too.

I just need to say...

It's like the Matrix, but voluntary.

Ah nature, how beautiful and majest- OHFUCKINGSHITDFHFHDJHJHGJGFHJH

No, I'm pretty sure they used left mouse click/hold/drag into place.

And then there's this one of someone talking. My god. I will never talk again.

Oh look, what a beautiful waterfall. Lets destroy the scenery by putting buildings everywhere.