I sappily sort of teared up a little because this gave me some hope. Thanks for posting this.

Dale Hansen is an American treasure and Dallas’ only redeeming quality.

Reminds me of when I went to the Rangers Bark in the Park this year. Some dude came back to the stands with two boomsticks (pictured) and put them on his chairs to go back and get beers. The poor dog across the aisle was clearly trying to figure out how to break loose and acquire those unsupervised piles of meat and…

The way his career numbers will look when all is said and done, Beltre will have a strong case for the HOF. I look forward to Andrus introducing him on that podium.

I mean all the Rangers are having fun. Here is Josh Hamilton signing a baby!

This is all fine and good but Ranger baseball doesn't officially start until Elvis screws with Adrian while he's trying to catch a pop up during a live play.

I really think he might kill him one of these times.

I really feel for young people chasing a job, I have no problem ending an interview and saying, “I am not a good fit, have a nice day” and have done it several times within 5 minutes, One place I did it before the interview from how I saw two managers treating the receptionist. If they treat the receptionist like…

but forgiveness does not equal reconciliation, so I wish him the best but I choose not to be a part of it.

Best thing my birth thing ever did was to abandon me at a year old. Sure, if I hadn’t annoyed the neighbors with my crying I could have died since she never came back and locked the deadbolt behind her...

Thanks for this piece, Natasha. For me it’s my Dad who I had to blacklist. I still get really tired of people who tell me “but but but he’s your Dad”. So what. He was no father. Sometimes being a Dad merely boils down to getting someone pregnant, and I resent being made to feel like I’m in his eternal debt because he…

There are a few left at 80% off, but they aren’t available for shipping. You have to pick them up at Home Depot’s Gallifrey location.

There are a few left at 80% off, but they aren’t available for shipping. You have to pick them up at Home Depot’s…

The Kiss Cam is gonna be awkward.

Steakback Outhouse

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.