Yes but isn’t it technically history? 

Jason, you’re logged in under Andrew’s account, just FYI

Start buying annoying crossovers, please.

I think I may have relayed this story to you at the Jalopnik meet-up in Austin, but I once owned a pink car. The problem was, on account of being colorblind, I didn’t know it for three months.

How’d he go 27 hours without playing Lacrosse? 

I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

If only there were places for people to have fun driving their cars really fast that didn’t seriously endanger unwitting civilians on public roads. IF ONLY.

And an STi is just a vape blowing weed smoking HOONIGAN wearing latte drinking douche bag with a 2-step and super annoying BOV.

I remember when I was about 9 years old, my dad had a Baretta as a loaner while our Volvo 850 wagon was in for service during Christmas. We picked up my then 78 year old grandma to go to a Christmas Eve party.

According to recent changes in the terms of service, I’m not allowed to use profanity.

I’ve known 3 guys who have owned Berettas. During their respective Beretta ownerships, they were all cheated on. I’m not saying that there is a connection, but that’s not a gamble I’m willing to take.

Anyone voting NP is a sociopath and should be on a watch list.

$8500 for a Beretta with some extra stickers on it? Are you back to trolling us?

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These are rare for a reason. If you’ve ever driven a Beretta, you know.

Not pictured: My girlfriend saying, “How small is this guy’s dick?”

“are considered desirable in the ZJ community” -In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.

Because all the brodozers already have a dildo behind the wheel.

The metal ones are worse, because if they break off, they have the potential to do more damage.