$480k for a turnkey fully developed and pedigreed GT3 race car is not stupid expensive.

That ship of interest has long sailed far away for this tired old car. 

I literally would never talk to my mother again after that.

Driving home from college one weekend I passed a guy on the interstate who’s car was glowing.... As I went by, he had a 13" TV/VCR combo buckled into the passenger seat playing a movie.

I could not get away from him fast enough.

Sir, do you know how fast you were going?

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

Which always amazed me, especially since a horse can walk a straight line on its own. I mean you gotta be completely obliterated to make a horse walk like its drunk.

If someone kicked over my my mother, who's had 2 knee replacements btw, I'd want them charged too.  

You gotta be extra special to get a DUI on a scooter. 

The Last Jedi has to be the worst movie with an 8/10 IMDb rating with over half a million reviews and a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 9/10 on Metacritic.

I scrolled to the CP button so fast that I broke my mouse. Thanks, Jalopnik. 

and that counterculture needs to die off because it is retarded, embracing the “Yolo, lets troll the world” mentality. Since when was it cool to be a racist, misogynistic, homophobic jackass?

Will never happen with the contrarian and goofball votes. Could be a rusted out 1974 Nova with no motor for $100k and 10% of the votes will be NP.

Hate to say it (actually, someone has to):

He’s clearly trolling... stop feeding him :P

I have a kid and my car is perfectly clean of said remnants. Perhaps you need to re-examine your (?) parenting skills.

I’ve had two. Yeah, they make a ridiculous mess in a short time, but I’ve never seen my or other children permanently disfigure a car from their car seat. Literally anything they do can be cleaned and/or fixed pretty easily. Having kids is no excuse not to have a nice and/or exciting car.

Kids respect what they are taught to respect. If you’ve experienced brat kids...look to their parents.

Nah. You’re just not very imaginative. 

Thats true. Now Trump could work out a deal where we send Japan Wrangers and Japan sends US Jimnys.....