If you do this, the sensor in the seat should brick the car. But being that its Tesla Elon Musk would probably give you a twitter high five.

This is the dumbest reply I’ve read since I’ve been posting on Jalopnik, congrats!

Tap-Turn is the worst thing that ever happened to turn signals. Its pointlessly useless. 

Another issue: They’re hard to sell when its time to move on, and most dealers won’t accept them as trade, leaving you to deal with it on your own. I sold a salvage title motorcycle I had for 5 years and 10k+ trouble free miles and had a hard time getting rid of it. I just got a ton of really low ball offers or…

The ad for that is the biggest load of shit I’ve ever read and its amazing, just like that car. 

“This is the lock picking lawyer and today I have for you a common NYC subway engineer cab door lock” 

I have a friend who had a perfectly serviceable but old and crappy looking GMC SUV and was so convinced it would get him not laid that he sold his Yamaha R1 to get a Fusion. It didn’t help. 

I used to take the front if I was alone until I noticed a driver that went out of his way to lock the front door before I got in. Never really thought anything of it until then but now I just get in the back.

Comparatively this does not seem bad given that I regularly see cars that are so filled with shit the only place you can sit is the drivers seat. 

Have you received letters from the lawyers involved in the suit? I have (also a FoST owner), really weird. My wife still gets them for her Fiesta too which was totaled almost 3 years ago.  

You’re going to pray for him when your the one kicking people out of their homes over a couple hundred bucks? Are you really that self unaware? Others have pointed out there are other options out there but its clear you get off on the power trip. You seriously need some self reflection.

On the subject of Ford dealership repairs: They replaced my turbo, cat, and spark plugs because my car had a bad misfire (engine was blown from a tune, under warranty, long story), because that’s what the computer said to do. When they got it back together he called me and said it still had a misfire. Well no shit?!

Literally all of those things are distractions.  

Shocked at the comments “Can they tell how much of a self centered asshole I am even though I’m using android auto/carplay/smartwatch to access my phone and drive distracted?”

What about that Infiniti lifted hatchback thing. I hate it so much I can’t even look up its name. 

So they can mark it down to 5K and claim what an amazing deal it is?

7k for a 13 Avenger with 225k?! Holy CP!

My city has argued for YEARS that the cameras are about safety and not about revenue generation. The state has fought them on many occasions, with several attempted laws and court battles to eliminate or limit their use. Most recently the state essentially said, fine, keep the cameras, but state funding to the city…

I live in Ohio and haven’t run a front plate for 3 years, cops don’t seem to notice/care.

Once you start dropping $3,400 on a scooter, money clearly means nothing to you.