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Oh gross, I’d forgotten about that.

PERFECT! (and man alive do I ever love this film!!) in fact, I’m going to watch it right now. thanks for the reminder pal!

You're a genius. Greatest meme ever.

I always felt bad for finding him kinda creepy-looking. I thought, He seems like a perfectly nice guy. Why is he so off-putting to me? This is totally unfair.

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

PuttinAhnYaRiiiitz!

“What’s the deal with Uber?”

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM.

‘Have a fucking conversation with your partner. A conversation about fucking.’

Oh also, I'm not one to wish death on people but I hope ever single one of those televangelist fucks dies a horrible death.

This might be the best conversation I haven’t been a part of all week! You two are completely adorable.

Our friendship just got REAL.

Holyshit, that is awesome. I am going to have to pick us up a set of these.

I love Eels so goddamn much. I also love kitties. Let’s be best friends, FOREVER.

The city of New York does not put up a giant Christmas tree in Central Park. Are you talking about the tree at Rockefeller Center?

the tree is in Rockefeller Center

I love this thing so hard. I used to walk around my hs doing faith healings as a joke. Ahhh, Catholic school.

Public companies already have to reveal the compensation of their corporate officers already. The change with this rule is that you now have a comparison to the total compensation of a median worker — and it’s up to the company’s accountants to create that estimate of course using some rational method.

I’m sorry, sir. But we’re going to have to amputate that boner.

It appears, though, that Amy Poehler is recycling her jumpers over on Wet Hot American Summer, . . . soooo.