...the lifetime movie they were in together?

I dated a coworker once and it worked out pretty well said very few people ever.

I had to explain this to my Pathfinder group, when two players and the GM were certain that my character would hook up with another PC in the game. I couldn’t believe I needed to explain it.

Don’t dip your pen in company ink!

Especially if your coworkers can throw busses.

I’m big on the no date co-workers rules but some of them are so hot!

How can I send them this link?

Ups!

For whatever reason, I’ve made it a habit to play Super Mario Maker stages designed to troll me. The latest? Hypercube by Polygon’s Griffin McElroy, which you can “play” for yourself at B2A3-0000-00AB-C911 or watch me scream here.

Game of War? isn’t that one of those free to play shitty games?

To be perfectly honest, I have no freaking clue how playing Game of War can lead one to a threesome, I mean my mind can’t picture it at all. That must have been one hell of connected events.

That was my thought. Holy shit he won’t be wanting for a job I’d imagine. That kind of skill, diversity and work ethic is impressive.

It’s both a reference to Pulp Fiction and genuinely how I prefer my steak.

Bring it to a room with a glass window showing the kitchen. Show it a flame. Tell it “That’s a flame, it’s hot. You don’t want anything to do with that.” Put it on a plate and give it to me. Nom!

Strangely? Fuck it hits about four of my sweet spots just as a glance.

Androgenous: Check!
Black alien looking eyes: Check!
Pale as death: Check!
Like the way I enjoy my steaks; bloody as hell!: CHECK!

DING DING DING! We have a winner! Now I need some alone time, for reasons.

That’s because it’s Yolandi.

Uh.....huh.

I still look under my bed because of that episode.

I still cringe when I think about when they pull mom out from under the bed.

Don’t forget: Mom and one of the kids are still out there.

StarCraft had some amazing voice acting. It doesn’t take big names to provide a big performance.

Yeah. It really irritates me when there’s a big hyped up speech in fiction but in reality its bland and awkward. That speech up there got a standing ovation? Yeah right.