Badassery at its finest.

That’s some tongue-bursting-out-your-teeth excitement right there.

And you are absolutely right. I was being facetious, obviously. Love Highlight Reel!

ftfy

Think of how much happier these 12 O’Clock Boys would be if instead of biking they just twirled their way through life...

One word. KAYANE.

“science is having a collective orgasm over it. Eh, cool.”

Interesting quote from the article, “Modern commentaries on the past can get appallingly like the game “telephone”: One person misinterprets something, the next exaggerates it, a third twists it to serve an agenda, and so on.”

“They really do taste just like cowboys.”

Florida Men are fucking terrifying.

I’m not sure how anyone could forgive that POS for what he did but this amazing woman does just that. Mad props for moving on with her life.

It’s amusing to me that, my roommate, business partner and girlfriend all interrupt me when I talk. My male best friend DOES NOT. The only way to make the perps even notice that they’re doing it is to continue talking as if they didn’t say a goddamn thing. This is NOT a male issue, it’s a common fucking courtesy so…

I have an ex-mormon girlfriend who was a virgin up until last year (age 37) when she lost her virginity to me (age 34). It was an amazing experience for both of us as we waited a couple years before actually doing it. I’d lost my virginity at 17 so it made it a bit difficult to wait so long but definitely worth it as…

Never trust someone who believes the earth is 8000 yrs old. I’m the real fucking Pope and don’t you forget it.

“dropping everything to spend a weekend on ‘shrooms.” This sounds like a juicy personal event. Want more detail.