“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I’m feeling super hopeful. A very, very powerful man can be knocked down a peg for saying something awful that a little while ago would have passed unnoticed. Progress.

He referenced his own romantic experiences in a lab setting and how they were “disruptive to the science”

jfc, his nose hair is sticking an inch outside his nostril. Dude, no ladies in the lab were falling in love with you and they were crying because they were scared of your goblin teeth.

The university’s statement is important, his resignation is appropriate, and I wish my first thought hadn’t been about his nose hair.

“I’m very sorry that what I thought were light-hearted ironic remarks were taken so seriously, and I’m very sorry if people took offense. I certainly did not mean to demean women, but rather be honest about my own shortcomings,”

“enchanting”

“RAAAAAAAHHHHHHH AAHHH RAAAAAHHHH”

they actually produced a figurine of this, for some reason

They forgot “After Saiyan/Frieza Saga”:

Goddammit. This one got me.

... You seriously don’t see how game sales are relevant on a game site?

Ironic that you chose something that was actually gaming related to bitch about on a site that is primarily focused on gaming where people largely complain about posts unrelated to gaming.

Nope. Not everyone working at Rockstar at the time still works there. In fact probably most people from back then now have other jobs. Just ask them.

CHARLIZE THERON HAS MENSTRUATED ALL OVER MY MASCULINITY.