Maybe it’s watching endless British TV for 30-odd years but I just found the whole load of the film from “France” to my mate’s old local on the Thames distractingly cheap. Empty sets with cling-filmed boxes, weird cheap “Railway Station” road signs stuck up because someone said they were going to get a train, empty…

Honourable mention: Gone Home. I was prepared for one sort of ending; instead i was elated.

Probably, trust your gut. It looks like it’s cooking too fast and might burn? It’s cooking too fast and might burn. It looks like there's too little oil? It needs more oil. Sure, you still fuck up, but honing that little voice in my head was a big win for me after trying to follow recipes to the letter and messing up.

Yes but it’s not single-barrel.

I’m getting hangover flashbacks now, cider and black. Also its evil cousin, snakebite (equal parts cheap lager and cider) and snakebite and black/ diesel (cider, lager, blackcurrent cordial, so named because it resembles agricultural diesel fuel and tastes worse).

Ah, White Lightning, the choice of undergrad students and park-dwelling neds alike. Pairs wonderfully with Buckfast and riding a shopping trolley down a hill in dark.

It didn’t help that Konami tried to pay the entire voice cast bar Hayter their 1998 MGS rates to do the re-recording, resulting in a fairly lifeless performance from a bunch of genuinely annoyed actors. That and the script being completely retranslated almost literally with none of the nuance of the original’s…

It’s a zombie movie prop, IIRC.

Please stop using the Daily Mail, their sister publication Metro, and Sky News as sources for stories. I’d have more respect if you used Weekly World News, National Enquirer and Fox News. At least their top-tier garbage fountains.

Scotch egg is a good split-between-two-people breakfast side dish

I don’t understand why there isn’t a little slot near where the ignition would be for you to put your keyless entry/ start thingie. It would never be a question of “where have I put this thing?” if you’re one of those people who eg hates having things in their pocket while driving.

Has anyone mentioned their nappies (diapers) yet? They’re the reason I drive up the road every week when I live right next to another supermarket. For the price their quality isn’t far off the big name-brand ones for a fraction of the price.

It’s messed me up so often in the Game of Thrones board game. Always remember to consider your ability to support your army!

I still remember the Top Gear Three voting the new Multipla their car of the year when it came out, and them all standing around confused about that fact, despite the fact they did it.

Everyone’s favourite UK film critic Mark Kermode absolutely eviscerated it a few weeks back (hello to Jason Isaacs). It sounded incredibly devisive at best and sophomoric guff at worst.

Please stop linking the Daily Mail. Half of what they write they make up, and the other half they get paid to write.

Lot of love for Aldi in my house. The price/ quality of their nappies alone mean that I’m more likely to drive 20 minutes down the road to do my weekly shop than go to the Morrison’s next door.

This was not the recipe from hit LL Cool J shark rap vehicle Cool Blue Sea, but I’ll take it.

I’m more worried about Ireland, TBH; when we go crashing out of the EU there’ll suddenly be a hard international border between the Republic and Northern Ireland, which is going to cause absolute carnage.