I’d be more concerned by the scandalous way it depicts property purchasing; I believe real property magnates don’t walk systematically through the city in a semi-random order from lowest value to highest, collecting $200 everytime they complete a cycle.

More importantly there'll be fleets of drone ships out there with the word Gravitas in the name.

Not enough wepon or out door close.

Canning is usually the answer to the question “how can I make this thing taste like complete shit”.

When you understand the reason for the robot’s smokin’ bod and massive tits you will feel ashamed for Kojima’s words and deeds.

Jacked and MoD are both by the same author. I really enjoyed Masters of Doom but the people who worked at DMA/ Rockstar all seem to think Jacked is a load of nonsense, largely composed of stuff Jack Thompson said and rumours/ speculation/ urban legend. The BBC adaptation of the book, The Gamechangers, is about 50%…

I remember at the time it was the only game Edge Magazine gave a 1/10 to, despite the magazine being in print for the better part of 8 years. I think they had to invent a new score of zero out of ten on the off chance something worse came in the door.

It's shiny enough to ride the Fury Road to Valhalla! I live, I fly out the window and get snapped in half by a malfunctioning airbag halfway out! I live again!

I’ve had enough of his disingenuous assertions.

Aww, bless his cotton socks. I hope he sticks with it regardless. It takes time to stop being a bad programmer but we’ll be up to our ears in Star Wars for the next decade, so, you know, maybe he can keep the dream alive until he’s got a real shot.

The poor guy looks exhausted doesn’t he? Though I now cannot get the idea of him living with Andrew House in a two-up two-down that’s been turned into a very scabby games store. “私は靴から櫛でスクランブルエッグを食べています!”

I’d been playing guitar for ten years when I got Rocksmith 2014, really got me back into it. Terrific fun smashing out Panic Switch on my bass too.

This explains my company’s disastrous Friday Vs game and our server being horribly broken. Think I’ve clocked about 330 hours on L4D2 now and I’m still not even at semi-pro levels. It’s so good!

Whisperin’ Oaks! I used to go there as a kid.

I don’t think that Konami realises that no matter how much money they throw at a new Metal Gear title, no-one is going to buy it.

I’m a big fan of Norman’s The Design of Everyday Things, which will put you in the mindset of spotting UI flaws and wins in everything from door handles to radios. It’s not a game user experience book but I wish more UI designers read it.

Edge’s iPad Edition continually makes me mad jelly of iPad owners. Not that their paper edition has ever lacked for impressive cover art.

I recently visited a friend in London, and we played GTA Online together on his couch, him on his PS4 and me playing it on my PS4 via Remote Play. Shit is magical.