“This isn’t crack, your honor. They’re fun boulders, and they’re something that have been a part of life for years, whether they’re fish scales or pebbles or snowballs. It’s really a common part of life.”

I am so completely done with this absolutely fucking moronic, misguided horseshit crusade against Epic.

Look, I get it, the Epic store has a long way to go, but it’s been around for FOUR GODDAMN MONTHS! Valve has had 12 YEARS to develop and build up Steam to where it is now. Yes there are things the Epic store should…

WAHHHHHH EXCLUSIVITY IS BULLSHIT

It’s stuff like this that prevents me from entering a competitive environment in any game.

I have, for many years, maintained the truism that fighting with honor creates only a moral obligation to lose. If you cannot sort a route around your opponent’s tactics, that’s on you.  So long as the play was within established…

It’s possible that his sudden wealth and increased isolation has been the largest contribution to his cognitive decline.

I will attempt this. Which really means, I will fail to pull this off a few times and then go back to ignoring the Mozambique.

Gamers are the worst. Why the fuck would people get SO mad about this? If it doesn’t look good... just don’t play it? Maybe a mobile Diablo isn’t even for you? Not EVERYTHING is made for you whiny manbaby gamers. Just shut the fuck up for once in your life.

It was primarily a case of being overly long, and while the production values were great the actual game itself was pretty dull. If you’re interested in board gaming, I always recommend reading the reviews and ranking on boardgamegeek, and I quite enjoy the reviews from shutupandsitdown.

“I shall now defend myself in the most tone deaf way possible. That should work perfectly well.”

Mrs. Assassin, my wife, multiracial, all the way from the small island of Malamawi. Lots of Filipino blood. I love it.

That explanation is peak White Guy, lol. He seems to be unable to separate doing racist shit with being racist. They’re not exclusive.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.