I have no legs cha cha cha. I have no legs.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Classic. Blame the victim.

6 with a CPAP is better than 12 without.

Oh, yes, the CPAP. The most amazing thing ever invented. Yes, I am fat, and old, but I'm shedding some pounds, eating better, and my wife does indeed sleep through the night because (1) it doesn't sound like a sawmill in my bedroom any more and (2) she's not listening to me gasp as if I am dying. The very first night…