Idk if they’ll have time, I hear they’re out stealing all the picnic baskets...

No need to get so catty

Ollie’s headed to the White House. Pussy’s about to grab back.

This dumbfuck’s continued existence is proof that the Clintons don’t have people killed.

Did you hear the one about Anthony Weiner fighting with his new girlfriend? When she found out that the feds might charge him with possession of child porn, she screamed at him that he was a pedophile. Anthony turned to her and said “Pedophile, huh? That’s an awfully big word for a ten year old.”

She had Bill Clinton officiate her wedding. The universe was going to check her for that farce.

Have you ever considered *not* playing advocate for literal devils?

He has a right to spout his horrible ideals, and therefore suffer the consequences.

Let’s make this very clear. The belief that, say, transgender people shouldn’t be allowed to use the bathrooms of their choice is disgusting, and I disagree with it. The belief that women shouldn’t have the right to control their own bodies is disgusting, and I disagree with it. The belief that blacks and Jews should…

Maybe she should skip Sec. of Education and maybe just go be governor of Alaska.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

#FreeMelania

You can see the sparks between the Obamas. There really doesn’t seem to be much between the Trumps.

This picture is a nice thing:

Re: #4: That’s an Irish Wolfhound! We have one named Freya, and here are some pictures of her because you all deserve them:

Schadenfreude is almost definitely literally the only thing keeping me from crying right now. I look forward to all of the buyer’s remorse we are about to see. I don’t think they realize that sticking it to the left is going to mean they’re fucking themselves over at the same time.

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

You have to hand it to her brother, though, being able to find something even more evil than Amway.

Comcast high speed internet alone costs $89.99 in the Boston area. adding standard Cable service with NO premium channels would cost over $200 before taxes & fees. The cable cos no longer negotiate. People may b**tch about the “high cost” of cable but the price high speed internet goes up by 10% or more each year. …

I think swimming is an essential skill. You might not use it daily, but you never know when you’ll be in a survival situation (or your kids could just like the activity), so it’s great you’ve started them on it.