Beer is still good.

Do not reply to this.

That's a great "comment."

It's more like that Far Side where the passenger on a plane decides to flip the switch marked WINGS FALL OFF.

How heartwarming is it?

Ha! Those "good old days" sure had high inflation and high interest rates.

I read them autobiographically.

And he falls in slow motion.

Good luck. We're all counting on you.

See my post below.

"Correction: I am a bigly thief."

Now I have a Newswire.
Ho, Ho, Ho!

Are you now or have you ever been an AVClub commentator?

THE FAKE NEWS IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE.

Did you bullshit today?

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." Abraham Lincoln.

Okely dokely, commentatoroony.

You forgot to turn your values inside out.

One, one Beastie Boy song, ah ha ha ha ha!

Alright, alright, alright.