Does "support the troops" mean to send them into more wars?

Worst shit ever.

Harsh, but fair.

Like this comment if you find it emotionally distressing.

You went to Canada for the 4th?

"What the committee wants to know is did HanAssholeSolo delete first?"

Sure, but just because they're fans.

:: stares pathetically into the camera ::

Yes! Wait… what was the article about?

UndoubtedLee.

Going to George, Washington, for a slice of the world's biggest cherry pie.

1776, obviously.

I can't mustard enough energy.

Woo hoo!

Spoiler alert!

What if we made a triple stuff?!?!

Dammit. Now I'm thinking about showers.

Go do something you hate, it builds character.

Original pumpkin spice.

Yes. That has a rhythm.