THIS IS SPARTAN.

Who?

Yes. We had one security guard nicknamed "Porky" for a high school of several thousand students. I doubt he carried handcuffs. I bet he was armed with a clipboard and a pen.

Did you ever read Douglas Coupland Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture that gave us our name? I did back when it was new but I can't remember much about it except for the side bar definitions like "McJob."
So, meh.

Certainly we can all agree that the 80s were the greatest time because Metallica was still releasing great albums.

Wait a minute: this comment is the exact opposite of your previous comment. It's as if this is sarcasm.

I remember the 80s as a more reckless time without seat belts and helmet laws. There was so much more privacy and less consequences.

Oh, so you're one of those kind of people.

It's the shoe! Follow the shoe!

I assume that "old enough to have seen Star Wars in the theater the first time" is the top score on that rubric.

WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS

reductio ad hitlerum

Although that is a solid trifecta.

Bruce and the Timeosaurus

Makes snow difference to me.

Let me guess: PTA meeting.

Doesn't mean that much to me
To be David Letterman for you.

Nostalgia.

The weird thing is that they don't hate the rich, they hate poor people on welfare.

Huh. Brings a whole new meaning to "raiding Barry Manilow's closet."