That's not the trunk.

Imitate an AVClub commentator and be Not "That" Steve McQueen.

Aitch

Trust in me.

How can I find work as a clueless bro?

Darn. Let's claim him anyway.

That's not cool. Know what's cool? A billion teens hating Facebook Messenger.

It is a weird and scary clown.

Is Obama Gen X?

Kids love the Floyd.

If the font's too small, you're too old.

I thought we all agreed that Boomers are the worst.

Well if it doesn't matter…

Hey, let's pet the creepy alien snake!

More like Prometheyouidiot.

I so wanted to love it but no.

Your loss, Generic Infidel.

Predict the past and maybe she'll reverse it.

Yuck, colossal coleslaw.

We shall call him Mr. Tibbs.