Got a good IPA?

You could have posted about blowing into the cartridge.

Get me a beer while you're up.

Did they try turning it off and then back on?

Radio Grand Tour?

Helping others makes Jesus cry.

"Batteries?!? I'll get the manager."

Will they all use different power cords?

No it's not.

Best way to get that money to the banks would've been to use the bailout money to pay off everyone's credit card debt.

In the good old days people pulled themselves up by their own earbuds.

"I'll show them by getting a really shitty job!"

It means your Toyota Camry is only five years old.

Wrong kid was aborted!

No upvotes. Low ratings.

Fake hyperbolic paranoid makes fake comment.

How the fuck is it that our President gets his "news" from Brietbart?

Never. It's fun to have fun.

"We won, get over it!" is also a great response to anyone with a Confederate flag.

The United States is a really big place. I'll guess that you've never been to most of the states. Many places here are majority racist and they have hated Obama with a passion.