Thank you for your post, Edmund Fitzgerald. If you watch interviews with Trump supporters there is usually at least one who says "Trump speaks like we do at home." And that's true. They love Trump because finally a politician is being open about racism and not just keeping it private.

Agree. She sorta looks like Patton, but she's super cute.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

I always write "ketchup" but the news reports about the well-done steak said "catsup" which I think is wrong because it doesn't catch how I pronounce it and so I deliberately write "catsup" whenever referencing well-done-steak-with-catsup-gate because it seems to make it that much sillier.

He buys the very best catsup for his well done steaks.

Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker.
Suicide is slow with hand sanitizer.

Old man yells at cloudy-eyed kids.

Heck, we had to find our porn in the woods.

Is Huffington Post about huffing paint thinner?

I'm busy that weekend. Is everyone available the following weekend?

Get off my lawn and take these nerfherders with you.

Mondo just a pawn in Star Wars.

I don't remember.

The Interwho?

If you look really closely, you won't see me there.

Some inequalities are bigger than others.

No one went because it was too crowded.

Is that a gun in your pocket or an erection?

A fast pitcher with a gun?

The rain in Maine is plain.