As a Pats fan, I really wanted both of these to look dicey on replay. As a human being with functioning eyes and brain, both of them were unquestionably catches. The broadcasting crew seemed to want to create drama, but (and this is especially true with the Ertz play), those plays resulted in catches by any measure.…

here is the problem with the clement catch. find a football. hold it chest high with two hands as if you just caught a pass. now transition it to cradling it near your waist with one hand as if you were running with it. it is completely impossible to do that while keeping one hand on the ball at all times.

Or, they dropped the ball by scheduling their press conference on a week when they had to have known the attention was going to be elsewhere.

yeah man the pats were totally gonna coast through this game until some dumb columnist brought up the double murderer they used to employ now they’ll probly try.

“irregardless”

I take that as a compliment. I really do. Many is the bad take hill I’m willing to die on. To say Thome is remotely as good a player as Larry Walker is today’s hill.

To me, the fact that baseball’s Hall of Fame vote is conducted the same way high school Student Government elections are done is a feature and not a bug.

For the dipshit hot takers, I repeat:

I briefly considered sticking up for Sosa’s induction into the HoF, but then I thought, “Fuck it...there’s already enough white guys in there.”

I’d seriously love one of those t-shirts. Think I should get in touch with White Moose to see if they’d send me one in exchange for mention on my Instagram?

So this “blogger” not only started and then first escalated it when she could’ve just backed away after the hotel said it was fed up with youtubers expecting freebies but yet is still dragging it out when White Moose’s social media game is far superior to hers, even with the supposed handicap of them being over 30.…

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

New Korn sucks, can’t really argue that, doing the Skrillix thing was a terrible mistake, but old Korn....Blind, Freak on a leash, here to stay, falling away, A.D.I.D.A.S. and Shoots and Ladders...all awesome, awesome songs coming off great albums.

When I was a waitress it only bothered me if you wanted extra pacts of sugar and 10 lemons to make lemonade. I hate those people.

Will they come with a dent

One of the few Barris creations I like was not-coincidentally uncharacteristically restrained:

Kind of like the R34s, Supras, and the like all put out exactly 276HP. Uh huh.

Because it actually dynoed at 300 hp and 420 lb-ft torque. It also only weighed about 3,200-3,500 lbs.

STOP THINKING, JUST REACT.

The only part I didn’t like about this was the “I’m an adult” part. I think it should be patently fucking obvious that, while she may have been forced to grow up too fast and deserved to do things on her own terms at her own pace, Aly Raisman is also one hell of an adult.