his punishment should be listening to all of this in his cell until he dies.

This is Cleveland we’re talking about; they just needed a lighter and they would have had all the hot water they wanted.

“Malik Jackson on Blake Bortles: ‘He’s a dog’”

We need them to win so media day will be ridiculous.

Jesus. Haven’r they heard of the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf? Now if an 8 kiloton nuclear missle is heading towards them for real, people won’t even bother to hide under their desk like we were trained to do.

Username checks out.

He was actually a democrat when this happened, you ignoramus!!!

Greiten claimed he learned his lesson and his new blindfold works much better.

No, the woman says that when she complained about the photos Mr. Governor told her he deleted them . Then she had sex with them again. That’s the part of the article you left out:

Greitens is not “newly elected.” He has been the sitting governor for over a year.

He’s Jewish.

to be honest in your reporting...he was a Democrat when these indiscretions occurred...

I’m just here to comment on this guy wearing cuff links the wrong way.

It does look like he dumped gas all over the rear end and set it alight.

I think the truth will be something along the lines of, “Man who realizes he can’t afford car and tries to lie about work done to it for higher sales price but gets thwarted by the shop that doesn’t want it’s name ruined so he burns car to ground for insurance payout in act of fraud.” Or something like that.

At least the paint didn’t get ruined.

If you’re a 6'4", 210 lb man that goes to his friend’s wedding and crushes 3 light beers and a glass of champagne over the course of 7 hours (but you never have another drink for the entire year), then you’re most likely a raging alcoholic.

Pizza in the morning,

That’s the starting rule of a degenerate.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.