Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

“TSA is there to keep us all safe”

TSA is there to keep us all safe

Frankly, the bigger question here is why golf even allows after-the-fact adjustments period, no matter the source. Every other sport basically operates under the “once we’ve done it, it’s done” philosophy*. Why would they even let someone go back and adjust what happened on a previous hole (or previous day!) in any…

Jeter later talked to reporters, coming to the blockbuster deal’s defense.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

By the way, on Saturday, Cadet Simone Askew will make history:

I kind of enjoy watching the Army-Navy game because many of the offensive plays that are run look like they were run in 1893.

A more hypocritical oaf to take the hippocratic oath there is not

With me, it’s always in the last place that I look.

remember folks, if you can’t find something try looking the last place you left it first.

I’m all in favor of leaving whatever happens in your uterus between you and your doctor. So that’s not really a topic where you’re going to get an argument from me. Despite my stance on guns, most of my other views would probably be seen as quite liberal. I’m just really into personal freedom.

Your support for state violence is noted.

Even if you accept the (obviously, stupidly, grandly wrong) conservative interpretation of the Second Amendment, there’s still no actual right to sell guns. So why not ban that?

I can’t believe the video cut out the fight between them afterward. The woman who didn’t fall down tried to poke one of the other women in the eye, but she put a vertical hand up between her eyes and blocked it. The first woman then stuck her fingers up the other two’s nostrils and dragged them off the pitch.

Yeah, but what’s her take on a 4-3 defensive scheme with Manti Te’o at the Mike?

Baseball is definitely a family sport. For example, when my son pumped his fist after he solved a tough math problem, I yelled “no showboating!” and launched a frying pan at his head.

Did you hear that? All the Phillies are going to be masturbating with coconut oil next season.

You shut your gaping pie hole! Puberty Ike Broflovski is a national treasure! After the Statue of Liberty, Ike is the 2nd greatest gift that the USofA has ever received from another country. Thank you Canada.

Moreover, can the anti-racism activists move on from the terminology of “fascism”? The term doesn’t make much sense removed from its historical Italian roots, as demonstrated by the completely nebulous and arbitrary way it’s used to describe political opponents.