My Libertarian brother laid a load of that bullshit on me during the election.

“Come on man, he’s not religious and he doesn’t care about drugs or gay people. He’s going to be socially liberal and fiscally conservative and that’s exactly what the country needs.”

“Have you ever listened to a single goddamned thing that…

No, it is exactly their fucking fault. Because they are fucking idiots.

If they voted for him, or voted for Gary Johnson in swing states, it is definitely their fault.

Just like Trump was a good candidate for the LGBTQ+ community? I remember hearing that bullshit claim a lot as well. Hows that one working out?

It’s so fucking hard not to actually hate all the libertarian bros and broettes who said Trump wouldn’t give a shit about marijuana and the war on drugs.

He doesn’t like plain old magic, but magic with a dash of slave labor excites him.

Promoting a movie sounds like hell. Answering the same stupid questions over and over, going on and on about how much you loooooooved working with blah and blah for hours on end. Of course they’re going to say dumb/boring shit if they have to answer 1000 questions per day.

Yes, but he wants to meet Santa Claus, so...

Same here. I was intrigued by her last name, but that’s about it.

I read the headline as Howard Dean. I was all huh, wuh? The nice dad bro from Vermont?

maybe his dog just died? maybe he just broke up with someone? maybe a family member was sick? maybe he can’t dance? there are a million reasons why - other than he’s a dick who couldn’t get over himself - that he wasn’t in a dancing mood.

it looks like he is judging from photos.

Thank you. I love this story and I can continue to fantasize about him giving me 100% of the tip, or something.

Man, I could’ve told you that was a bad idea, and I’m high as a vulture

Follow-up tweets from @ColinKahl

I truly think he fired Comey because he’s too tall

Well, he can practice my target, target practice me (Christ I’m speechless just thinking about that thing) anytime;)

Isn’t it called The Hammaconda?

I waited on John Hamm at the Breslin back in the day and he was so fucking nice. His table was wobbling and he wouldn’t let me put the shim under myself, he took it and did it and said “I waited tables for a long time.” He was a joy the rest of lunch and then tipped 100% on his meal. I would give up my left nut to…

Thanks, that’s great. I’d like the file on the Trump campaign and the Russian government, when you have a moment.