I am a retired children’s librarian ...

Will I have to provide my own pig’s head?

Caring about other people is enough to get you labeled hysterical these days? Sign me up.

I over tip too. I feel like there are plenty of people who under tip or don’t tip at all, so I hope I can cancel them out. While I was never a server, I worked retail for a few years while I was in college. Just having someone look you in the eyes and smile, treat you like a human, could make a shitty shift/day…

This is the shining past Dump wants to return to.

The white, male lab workers.

I don’t know about that. Dallas is actually a fairly liberal city and Texas has a very serious and effective justice system. Two independent investigations are already under way by the Dallas Sherrif Dept. and the Dallas District Attorney. Look up Lupe Valdez and Faith Johnson, heads of each respective group. I think…

Are they making LotR/Hobbit crossover episode?

Meanwhile my Facebook feed spends half its time trying to dox me, asking me to dox my friend who’s hiding from her ex (who tried to murder her) and refusing to let my other friend delete her profile photo of her with an ex-boyfriend from 15 years ago. Edt: I can’t stand Facebook users who complain how much they hate…

Billy Joel was married to Christie Brinkley for years.

Video game sex scenes, regardless of the amount of work it takes to make them or the amount of “importance” it has to the story or character development, will always be an excuse to shoehorn in polygonal tits. Call me when games start swinging dong.

If you’re not clipping through your partner, you’re not doing it right.

Trying to educate him?

The only people I know who think it is unrealistic are men.

“but at one point he accused me of trying to “educate him””

Well how fucking DARE you. 

I was legitimately worried that this was going to be another OITNB thing where men complained about the lack of focus on men in a story by women about women in a women’s prison.

Did you see the John Hamm Black Mirror xmas special? He needs to be blured out to the world and move through it unheard and unseen.

Steps on a Lego every night when he gets up to pee.

What about the curse from Thinner?