He slipped his hand up her creamy mashed potato thigh while burying his face in her yogurty bosom.

Ah yes, not only is it racist, but there’s the nice additional dehumanization of describing people of color as food.

I could be wrong, but I don’t think he claims to be our savior. People assume that for themselves based on his work. Also, suicide mission to Mars? Sign me up. As long as he’s forthcoming about it being a one-way ticket, I don’t see a problem with it. There are probably a lot of people who would gladly do it just…

I’m naturally skeptical of billionaires who present themselves as nearly Messianic figures. Especially when they’re asking for volunteers on a suicide mission.

I have a hard time trusting him after what he did to Springfield...

Rad, true, but by all reports also really shitty at relationships. Though not physically abusive by all reports so yay...?

I mean, this guy has the best chance of getting off this doomed planet. Not a bad choice, Amber.

You’re right, but I still think it’s good for all women (especially those with a DV background) to have a clear exit plan and a secret squirrel fund in case they have to run. Just saying...

Pretty sure this is gonna end with one of them blasting off into space.

I’m happy for her, seemed like Johnny was treating her like she’d have nowhere to go after him, then she rebounds with a billionaire. GOOD FOR HER

To be fair, Depp set the bar so low it’s at the ankle-height of decency.

His track record is cold and messy.

He’s certainly the sci fi villain we’ve always read about. I bet his next great idea will be to give his cars the ability to self replicate and override a human driver’s commands so that his AI can surpass any human knowledge. Nothing could possibly go wrong!

#upgrade

Gosh, it looks like when you cram people together in tight spaces with little dignity and bilk them harder and harder for really bad service, both the customers and staff get angry and mean. Who would have seen this coming?

I agree, his reaction was definitely all about him and not helpful. I also love “sit down, Tony” as a new meme. But I wonder how much of his reaction was driven by watching what happened to Dr. Dao on United. Meaning, a lot of us read about (and felt) outrage over the passivity of the other passengers and probably…

Agreed.

The male passenger who got up to confront the flight attendant annoyed the shit out of me. The situation was already a bit chaotic, and the victim was talking with the other employees so it wasn’t like people were brushing it off, he didn’t need to be some “hero”.

Melissa McCarthy is taking this Sean Spicer impersonation a bit too far.