Throwing up the Bat signal probably couldn’t hurt either.

At least he didn’t lie about a blow job. That’s the gold standard of impeachable offenses you know.

Amazing how there are still people alive who can remember the Before Time. It has been Eons.

This administration makes me want to believe in the Bible so that I can have the sweet, sweet relief of the apocalypse to look forward to.

Nazis Alt -Right are members of the president’s inner circle and government officials are meeting with Russia.

That can’t be right. It’s been at least 8 years, at least, hasn’t it?

Lord help us.

i didnt mean to cheat!

“It’s just the way that it goes sometimes, and it’s sad.”

Imagine if this was reversed.

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

When you’ve been fighting with Warren Beatty over who gets to announce the Best Picture winner and you think you’ve won the argument but then he knowingly lets you read from the wrong envelope:

Kicking a person when he or she is down is pretty much the definition of “Virtue Signalling.”

Seriously. A fellow human being is about to be homeless and all they can do is revile and ridicule her. Not cool, people. Sorry she doesn’t conform to your worldview, but SHE IS ABOUT TO BE HOMELESS. If that’s OK with you, you are a BAD PERSON. Even Trumpists, the vilest of the vile, deserve to have shelter.

Seriously. We should not be okay with her becoming homeless. That is completely unacceptable.

When I think of Bill Paxton, I think of THIS scene.

That’s it! Game over man, game over.

“our hear.” Yeah, that’s about the intellectual level I expected.

lol well hate to tell ya but gaming most likely did kill him. When you sit, unmoving for extended periods of time, you form blood clots. Those flow to your heart or brain and kill you. Happens all the time in other countries.