how could he not know, he knows all the best words

But he’s tremendously subtle. No one is more subtle than him.

Thank God they prevented this potentially suicidal woman from doing harm to herself.

I hate to say this, but calling the police is a bad idea these days.

I hate to say this, but calling the police because of a mental health issue is a bad idea these days.

I saw one selling for $11,000. So, yeah, I might call the cops over that.

Because he lied about the dog. Auntie was pissed.

Why was your uncle buried in the yard?

When my aunt was out of town, the family dog gets loose and is run over by a car. The dog dies and is buried by my uncle. He made a all of the kids promise to not say anything. They tell her when she gets home the dog ran away. She goes into the woods calling for the dog. My uncle lets her. Everyone in the family…

Please sign up for my new group, GAZELLES FOR CHEETAH.

I’ll just leave this here...

He has such high regards for the sanctity of marriage that he did it three times! That’s three times more regard than someone who is only married once! Did I get this right, Kellyanne?

How dare a candidate for the highest office in the land really focus on winning!

There wasn’t a single eye roll, smirk, or cocked eyebrow.

Given the campaign by the mother and grandmother to release the father, and the lack of mention of the daughter in their letter, I’m left wondering if they’re laying all of the blame at the feet of the girl. Criminy, this is seriously messed up.

They clearly don’t give two fucks about her. They never mentioned her, only the boys that this “father” needs to be with.

I also wonder what kind of abuse the mother may have experienced as a child that normalized the dad’s behavior, and also how financially dependent she might be on the father. I mean not a single part of this story is excusable and the man is a monster and he should be in jail forever and ever and the judge is a…

You know what, it’s quite plausible that she’s devastated at the thought of not having her dad in her life

This poor, poor little girl. You know what, it’s quite plausible that she’s devastated at the thought of not having her dad in her life - abuse within families is as complicated as it is horrific, and it could not be clearer that the adults in her life are encouraging her feelings of loss and guilt, rather than those…

He is not a monster,