Don’t ever watch Luther, S3E1. I screamed at the TV.

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.

As a child, I never dared to look under my bed because I was afraid I would see someone stare back into my eyes. As an adult, I still don’t dare.

I like lions too much to wish the indigestion on them.

Just set it on fire. Trump’s hair will act as a decent catalyst.

Why not invite all of these fuckers to a wedding hosted by Walder Frey?

Thunderdome. Only we rig it so that two enter and none come out.

Seriously fuck Nigel Farage.

And this is why I hated American Hustle. Why were two gorgeous, take no shit women fighting over a loser, overweight criminal with a comb over?

Mostly discouraged early in life and working in more “lady appropriate” jobs is my guess.

So shit is shit no matter who reviews it? Although I still think the critics are wrong about Hook. Fuck everyone who hates on Hook, I love it.

Clover has actually written movie reviews for Jezebel (most recently for Keanu) so your comment is not only tone deaf but stupid. You can both engage in film criticism AND write a story about a university study of the gender makeup of the field of professional film criticism.

Simpsons did it first, Clover.

Hahahaha. Wonderful parody of a clueless comment.

Can’t take credit, all I did was paraphrase this graphic that floated across my Facebook feed a few weeks ago.

NPR shitcanned Juan Williams for talking about how scared “muslim garb” made him.

The thing that scares me the most is the part where she thinks she’s being positive.

I was going to say exactly that. Black people don’t get a racist pass. How much crap do we give Stacey Dash for the idiocy she spews?

I’m just going to throw this out there, but I suspect that she’s wrong and that a black anchor would have been in deep shit if they said that.