Goop sex:

False equivalence. There is a big difference between a bartender letting someone get blackout drunk and then drive, and giving a pregnant woman a glass of wine. It hasn’t been proven that small amount of alcohol harms the fetus.

You do understand that what you have or don’t have a problem with is not legislatable? Like, good for you, you have feelings about things that are both none of your business and don’t impact you at all.

You already do. Alcohol and cigarette manufacturers are not liable for any damage you do to yourself. Why would they suddenly be responsible for your fetus? That’s why the signs everywhere in bars and on booze and cigarettes.

How generous of you to not have a problem when I have a glass once in awhile.

Nonsense. Show me the studies that prove that a glass a week causes serious birth defects. Take your time, I’ll wait.

You do understand that anyone could sue these people for selling them alcohol and cigarettes right? So, then everyone should sign this waiver right?

I’m glad you agree that it doesn’t happen, and therefore isn’t in the least a valid excuse to discriminate against pregnant people.

Am I the only person that thinks your behavior is actually supposed to change when you’re pregnant and want to carry the child to term (meaning at some point it really isn’t going to be solely about mom and her body?)

I would say it’s cool if you think YOUR behavior should change when YOU get pregnant. I’d say it’s less cool if you think MY behavior should change when I get pregnant.

“Dad Rock: You Won’t Even Have to Bring a Book to These Concerts!”

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This guy sounds delightful. He seems like someone who would be featured on the cover of Dad Magazine, next to headlines for articles about “Assertiveness!” and “Tell Your Kids: Winterizing Your Car is the Next Hot Trend!”

What the hell is wrong with people? God, our laws and interpretations of those laws are fucked up.

I’d guess sex. But I could be wrong.

It’s more like it’s a crime to be poor and a woman in America.

An 8-week-old fetus? At that stage it’s the size of a marble and barely recognizable as human. How did they even know what it was?

The Bexar County Sheriff’s Office said that in the event the fetus is buried, Rivera will likely not be permitted leave to attend the funeral.

but didn’t impose any additional charges on her.

I think for most women the truth is somewhere in the middle. Yeah, there are a ton of shitty parts but there are a ton of awesome parts, too. And it varies so much depending on the age of your kid(s). I absolutely adore my children and I love being a mother. But they also frustrate the hell out of me and piss me off.…