Someone should talk them into naming their next child “Knurd”.
Hyena
hyenafeast
I’m still mad that Knorth didn’t happen.
Dream Renee Kardashian
I kind of wish “Maerd” would catch on as a yoonique name like “Nevaeh” because it’s the word Dream backwards and kinda sounds like the word for shit in French.
....as well as three of Chyna’s sisters, her dear friend Treasure, and mom Tokyo Toni who fly...
My 16 year old daughter came out of her room this morning and sobbed on my shoulder saying, “Hate trumped reason”
“As democracy is perfected, the office of President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
As bad as we are feeling, can you imagine how she feels? All that time, money and effort for nothing! She also has to concede to someone who has threatened to jail her.
My 14 year old is extremely interested in politics. As a homeschool kid she has the option to choose a lot of her curriculum. Today she said, “ I want it centered around politics. I want to walk out of college and change the world.” And so it shall be. She will have a mess to clean up but I hope all young girls and…
What about the 20 states he won outside of the rust belt? What’s their excuse?
“It can be hard to put your finger on exactly what you fear most about the rise of Donald Trump: the racism? The sexism? The xenophobia? The profoundly dangerous lack of judgment?”
Can you imagine if someone posted an article entitled “Could X’s Sexual Assault Accusation Have Been Staged?”
Listen, she spends an entire song going on and on about how boring and provincial everyone in her town is.
I picked up a YA novel that was supposed to be about a girl being held in a faery court (don’t judge; I’m going through a fey phase; burned out on the usual vampires and shifters; faeries scare me a lot more), and it turns out to be a retelling of Beauty and the Beast. Come the fuck on, people.
Yeah life is fucking complicated.
There are two kinds of people in the world...
Oh shit. Your neighbor was the tooth fairy!
Once, while visiting an elderly neighbor, she asked me to get her reading glasses from the middle desk drawer. They were there, alongside a clear quart-sized ziploc bag filled (FULLY FILLED) with teeth.