2K20 is the terrible broken gift that just keeps on giving

How good are you at bread rolls? I tried out a recipe for Glasgow rolls yesterday and they’re surprisingly easy

A pork pastry thing, I think? Like a cornish pasty with pork and more depressing?

I’ve eaten bugs before and they’re alright. They taste like meaty lettuce.

Nice! Smoked local chedder is the best kind of chedder.

I love this blog, because it has introduced me to new recipes and a side of American cooking that I had never seen. I don’t live on the American continent, so it’s fun to learn about jell-o salads and regional dishes that seem to boil the blood of people that hate them and bring out nice memories in those that love…

Sorry to break it to you but owning delicious homemade smoked cheese is illegal where you are, so you better send it all to me just to be safe.

What cheeses are you smoking in that picture?

Chicken and leek soup. Growing up, my dad would make this delicious soup as the starter course for the Christmas dinner. He makes the stock needed beforehand as well, so the smell of chicken stock gently simmering on the stove is the smell of Christmas for me

I might do Veguary because I’ll be dead and in the ground before I give up shellfish. And my egg-laying chickens kinda make it hard to resist making omelettes.

Her music isn’t my thing, but Sia sounds like a lovely human being

Good time to start drinking tea! It’s not as caffinated, but it’s warm, and it’ll warm you up when you get up during these cold winter mornings

It’s great with brie, so I will eat brie and canberry sandwiches until the end of time

Calling a pasty a hand pie in the US makes sense to me. It’s a pie you eat with your hands rather than a knife and fork.

brb buying a fat suit and booking a plane ticket to Dubai

Looking forward to this! I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving, but I’m always up for making new things to eat

Well they fucking shouldn’t be

I live in Scotland, and my favourite supermarkets are Lidl and Aldi only because it is good value for money. Cheese, meats, steaks, lobsters? It’s there and is delicious for a reasonable price.

“Is this truly the time for the boss?”

To be fair, the bar in question was, and still is, pretty good, and it was an unusual interaction. The rest of the time men can order the most glittery pinkest sweetest drink and the staff just make it, no questions asked. It’s the only time I’ve ever experienced someone getting insulted for their choice of drink.

A few years ago, on a night out, one of the dudes in our group went up to the bar and asked the (female) bartender for a Cosmopolitan. She said something along the lines of why a manly man like him was wanting to drink a girly drink, and his responce was something like“Because god forbid I like the taste of them.” She…