I always thought he resembled a young Ted Cruz but we’re basically talking about the same kind of people 

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Color announcer sounded about 5 seconds from just going over and punching Allen in the throat which, although unorthodox, I would heartily endorse.

At what point do we accept that this guy is who he is, which is Ted Cruz?

Shit. This argument again?

Risk to public safety and security seems a bit of a stretch...

Good thing she was not a black cosplayer, or this would have been a completely different post... on The Root.

The cable on this is very light as well. Not thick and braided. I compare it to a shoelace in the article. It’s weird and loose and doesn’t pull. 

I can understand being stretched thin on staff, but the artist’s comments are disheartening. His whole nihilistic viewpoint of “why bother building anything if it’s just going to get knocked down” is the antithesis of building a game. Not doing things because they are hard is wrong. You do them because it’s the right…

Except that the GIF for the article is literally the dude getting in the other dude’s face:

I can’t imagine the amount of work that was involved in drawing each frame of that game by hand. Take as long as you need guys. A game is not worth your health or happiness.

what he did sucked, but I mean its not like he did it on purpose.

This is by and large information that’s straight out of the game’s Japanese manual—you’re supposed to know all this before you start.

Somebody please nuke us. Take Mississippi out with us, just to be safe.

If only the preborn baby had a gun to defend itself. 

This is an open letter to my great-grandparents, who immigrated from Scotland and landed in Montreal 100 years ago, while the rest of their siblings immigrated to America: Thank you, thank you, thank you for making me a Canadian. I and all your descendants bless your names.

If it was a legitimate shooting, the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down

I had some idea that something like this would inevitably happen after that draconian law was passed, but I’m still horrified to have that suspicion confirmed. Fuck you, Alabama.

I like the barracks. It's warm in there.

Jason fights for me. Or, at least, he would actually be allowed to leave the barracks and go into battle once in a while if he wasn't so weak.