It’s all but guaranteed but at the same time it makes sense for them to hold back talking about it at least until the new year. I could see it being possibly next summer’s big Switch release, before getting delayed into the fall.

Instant karma right there.

Twitch turned into C-SPAN so gradually I hardly even noticed

How in the world did Sachiko from Erased not make the cut?

Yes, that’s part of what I wrote. There’s a reason Kotaku doesn’t have a review up yet.

Counterpoint: It was fantastic and I want more of the same.

Has the definition of “8-bit” truly been lost?

I agree, you should stop making stupid Zelda posts.

Enjoyable article, Ethan. But you really, REALLY need a copy editor.

That sentence could be applied to the entirety of the game, both in that it struggles at times with the uncanny valley and in that it is about a valley filled with robots.

The dude looks enough like me that I freaked out for a quarter second before realizing it wasn’t my reflection on his Switch.

Fuck that stupid stab attack. 70% it just registered as a normal slash.

No man:

Reams of emails directly sent to an individual aren’t quite the same as public posts on a public forum that aren’t directed at anyone in particular. That said, if my posts have repeatedly annoyed you, I’m sure you could take it up with Kinja and see if they would ban me.

“A Month Before Nintendo Switch Launches, We Really Should Know More About It”

Wow impressive, makes me want to open up unity and start a new project

What Nintendo needed to do was add a variety of tournament-focused stages so that we don’t have to watch Town and City over and over and over again.

No one cares and Michelangelo is the worst Ninja Turtle.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

You guys got Trump. We get the Switch. Fair trade?