Counterpoint: It was fantastic and I want more of the same.

Has the definition of “8-bit” truly been lost?

I agree, you should stop making stupid Zelda posts.

Enjoyable article, Ethan. But you really, REALLY need a copy editor.

That sentence could be applied to the entirety of the game, both in that it struggles at times with the uncanny valley and in that it is about a valley filled with robots.

The dude looks enough like me that I freaked out for a quarter second before realizing it wasn’t my reflection on his Switch.

Fuck that stupid stab attack. 70% it just registered as a normal slash.

No man:

Reams of emails directly sent to an individual aren’t quite the same as public posts on a public forum that aren’t directed at anyone in particular. That said, if my posts have repeatedly annoyed you, I’m sure you could take it up with Kinja and see if they would ban me.

“A Month Before Nintendo Switch Launches, We Really Should Know More About It”

Wow impressive, makes me want to open up unity and start a new project

What Nintendo needed to do was add a variety of tournament-focused stages so that we don’t have to watch Town and City over and over and over again.

No one cares and Michelangelo is the worst Ninja Turtle.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

You guys got Trump. We get the Switch. Fair trade?

A few years ago, maybe 2013 or 14, Secretary Hillary Clinton came to my work (not Wall Street, tech company) for a fireside chat and to promote her book. She talked at length about her experience as SOS, and one thing she discussed was how much “small offenses” matter to so many leaders and countries around the world,…

Yeah, I’ve been asking for this for years!

I’ve been 100% subs since my youth, but I still have to pour one out for dub fans. I don’t understand why you like it, but you should still have the option to.

It’s a shame the game couldn’t at -least- have a smooth launch. A number of people I know ended up getting codes for the wrong region, their codes just didn’t work, or the DLC was wrong. Very messy to say the least.

I don’t see Grandia II, Final Fantasy IV, and Secret of Mana here. Your list is officially rejected: