Sadly, Nintendo has already issued the child a Cease and Desist

The pro controller is totally worth it.

The pro controller is totally worth it.

Agh fuck, you’re right. I forgot it was an exclusive.

they tweaked weather transitions to be faster so that the player never sees anything below a certain level of quality

It’s impossible not to read that in the accent in my head.

Blink twice if you’re being held against will.

In Slovenia, pussy grabs you!

Oh, thank you! So the huge tear that went from my vagina to my asshole didn’t REALLY take a ton of stitches and weeks and weeks of 3x/day Sitz baths to heal! Nor was all that lochia really pouring out of my vagina for 2 months! And my uterus took zero time to shrink back down from medicine-ball size to pear size.…

Well the man from the naming department is getting fired.