Given that she tried to imply that it was leaked personal video instead of straight-up (no pun intended) porn, I think she’s proven that she doesn’t get how it works.

I already have plans for after the nuclear holocaust. Call me a hoarder, will they?

“But what good is $4 billion in currency and a national computer network if most of the United States looks like a scene from one of the Twilight Zone’s darker episodes?”

Frankly one of the few upsides to Dooms Day would be the end of Banking.

Turn this bunker into a low cost daycare for working families and make it truly useful.

It’s a company. Nobody is president of an app. When the CEO and a bunch of others bail on that company just two weeks after the big media launch, it ain’t business as usual and certainly not a molehill.

So I’m going to replace something that works with something that is dubious at best, is already replacing its CEO, is undergoing a total re-org and which clearly might not be around next month? For the same money or more?

*Eastern Kentucky lineman walks into party; rips shirt off; roundhouse kicks everyone*

and you need a new paradigm of synergistic logistical brainstorming and conceptionalizing for those TPS reports

Yes, but also way more people that believe in evolution and way less cousin-fucking in those places

They need to be hiring on evangelical ministers. People who can wear $1200 suits and still convince their audience that the church needs more money are the only people who could possibly sell Tidal.

Love the blanket stereotyping. There are just as many racists in LA, NYC, Boston est as the midwest.

I bet all of the offenders are sorry, this wasn’t their intention, and it’s not who they really are.

Good job, white people!

This article needs to be required reading for all boys over the age of 14. When I was 17, I was spanking easily 3 or 4 times per day including the day before I finally lost my virginity. It was horrible. All the spanking had me so desensitized that I had to fake the O. I was hard as rock but couldnt go anywhere with…

Totally on board with this. When I'm in an extended drought (or worse, when I was recently unemployed for three weeks and single besides), the porn use can creep into some "dude, put that thing away" territory...and it definitely skews my ability to think rationally about actual sex and relationships.