Gloop World sounds AWFULLY close to Bump in the Night (who remembers that cracked out acid trip of a Saturday morning cartoon?)

MJ is number two depressing for me. It’s “Someday at Christmas”. I love Stevie, I love the beat, I love the descending chord progression, and the message is unimpeachable, but goddamn does that trigger my thanatophobia.

Looks like the Trump White House has finally gotten hip with 21st century notions of assplay, just don’t expect him to be anything other than a top, because he’ll never submit to anything

I wonder how long it’ll take them to realize that they’ve just basically recreated Hetalia:Axis Powers in real life

And with one sentence, you have managed to do what Rau Le Creuset and the rest of his Char expy army couldn’t: burn down the world

While I like the progressive message, I am not a “progressive”, I’m a pragmatic moderate. I’m for aiming high and doing all that good social shit when we have the chance, and doing only what is necessary to win when it hits the fan. To that end, while Liz is my first choice, Kamala is my second choice, and if both of…

I’d like to ask this question under a flag of truce, because the question tends to sound like the setup for an attack: Assuming you’re voting (and not doing a protest), who is your preferred candidate? I can’t honestly believe it’s anyone that’s declared given how far to the left you seem to be here, but at the same…

While I love you for making a reference to The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, I have to hate you just a little for reminding me that the only reason why I know the reference offhand is because of my closet affection for seaQuest DSV

I know, I know, I know. He asked a foreign party to interfere with our election. And I guess that’s serious. Tony Stark ain’t die for this shit. But that this is the hill that’s chosen to defend is both insulting and insultingly boring.

They could have built a Brighton-sized GE (or more appropriately, an Aldi or Save a Lot. Maybe even a Shop n Save) instead of building the new Dollar General on Brighton and Pennsylvania. I recall there also being an abandoned lot next to it. Speaking of Brighton, any number of those crappy stores could be converted…

Here’s a good way to illustrate this: The distribution of grocery stores around the city. Go anywhere in the city of Pittsburgh EXCEPT the North Side and you’ll run into at least two Giant Eagles within about a mile of each other (Shadyside/Bloomfield where there’s a standard Giant Eagle, then a fancier Market…

And just like that, we have a new UrbanDictionary entry:

Trump: n. pussy ass bitch

ex. Man, don’t be such a Trump, it’s not that far!
     Look at this Trump nigga thinking he the shit

I have one rule concerning the holidays. ONE rule: Do NOT Christmas at me until 11:58:30 am (or thereabouts) Thanksgiving morning. When Santa Claus enters Herald Square to end Macy’s, then, and ONLY then, may you come at me bro with the marketing and the carols etc. Until then, you can cram that right up your chimney

Yes. Yes! YES GODDAMMIT! I don’t care Martin Lawrence looks like he’s been smuggling produce the hard way, Will Smith blows shit up, the music is good (even the portmanteau of the themes from both movies) and, oh yeah, JOEY PANTS HAS A 70s COP STACHE!

Please invent a time machine so I can pop forward in time, give them…

If only there was a playoff veteran quarterback that was healthy, ready to go after a long vacation, and doesn’t suck that they could sign and be IMMEDIATELY credible....

Lack of ordering (and FULLY understood), and a few omissions or substitutions aside (“The Crossroads” for dispelling the notion that speed kills, “Rapper’s Delight”—Blondie’s “Atomic” if we’re REALLY being honest with ourselves— for being first. X for just being X) this is basically the rock right here.

Colts inevitably signing Christian Hackenberg to a oner or twoer should be all the proof one needs to prove collusion because there can’t possibly be any excuses left after the Jets brought Josh freakin McClown down from the attic. Unless they’re committed to tank now to secure whichever college QB wins this year’s…

I see the GOP reacted to this about as fast they did after the one—two?...hey, how many times did they hang Obama effigies from trees and loudly declared their intent to do fuck all?

Akron, OH is “known” for two things in the culinary world. The first is the hamburger (via the Menches Brothers), the best of which, the Galley Boy, you get at Swenson’s (fuck Skyway!).

The second, and the reason for the season, are jojos. The heathens not from the 330, who will equally claim their genesis, will…

I forsee a Marianne Williamson bump in the Black Power Rankings.