Browns wouldn’t take him back, he’s that bad

I did a project on aye-ayes in 6th grade. My biggest takeaway: it taps trees, kills insects and eats them using its elongated middle fingers.


In other words, it kills its food with a big fuck you, then fingers it with the same élan

Because Disney can get paid off twice. You can watch all the TV you want over here, as long as you watch all of your Star Wars over there

If you’d like proof that fans will glom onto any logo and defend it past the point of logic and reason, there you have it.

There’s an entire episode of DS9 (“Melora”) that deals with a science officer from a low gravity world that has to use a wheelchair and braces with cane to get about in standard gravity. In fact, they make a show about how they had to ramp up her path because the Cardassians sucked

Brian Kemp was the sole guy that didn’t ask for help managing the hack? Brian Kemp, as in the guy running for governor of the same state that got breached?

I’m sorry, how did Wrath of Khan, which had extensive CG at a time when CG was just coming into its own, including the first fully rendered 3D CG sequence (the Project Genesis render), not make the list?

I think you’re the first American I know of to use the term “git” and not be either referring to IT or a hick

Which means we’re gonna need Rory to time travel back pre-Angels, and someone get Torchwood on the line, ‘cause Gwen’s not done yet...

Dear Leftists, Radicals and Extremists,

1. I love the irony of how you’re trying to demonize moderates for not being totally down for dousing themselves in gasoline and lighting up for the cause.

2. Most moderates actually want what you want, but know that you’re rushing it too fast and causing more reactionary problems…

I’m glad he actually wants Montréal back into the fold. If I have to make an escape, at least I’ll have a shot at seeing some ball in the new land of the free and home of the brave...assuming they replace Olympic Stadium ffs...

I think it was some damn smart political calculus. She’s the only black vote on the commission and she damn sure knows that they’re gonna flip it. Basically, she made it a white-only vote, and handed them the lighter after they doused themselves with gas. The lone no vote is the only one that’ll get a walk from this

This is not even close to a shocking concept. When I was a kid (circa 1995), I used to watch a game show on Lifetime called “Debt” hosted by Wink Martindale. In it, they had computed the amount of debt the contestant had, and played a Jeopardy style game to whittle it down. The winner would be free and clear

Interesting fun fact, I rode my kick scooter directly through Larkins on multiple occasions my frosh year...2003.. They FINALLY tore it down I believe it was SU04 to make room for the RPAC. That’s right, it took another decade for them to fix the problem

Yeah, no, this is that bullshit. Assaulting an office ALONE means you get taken to the precinct in cuffs. Fuck is this?...

“Justice is served!!!!”

So corny, so apt

I wonder if they’ll get Pizza Hut in Europe...

The Fall Guy doesn’t get the love it deserves

Forgot “law abiding”

Deux mots (two words): Dead Obies