Can we fire justaguy100 directly into the sun? For the good of not just ourselves, or the country, but for the good of the Party!

Thank God he stole it, because I can only imagine what kind of way too fucking awkward hacky bullshit Tim Heidecker would have come up with. Something probably involving an ECU of some kind of white cream sauce and a non-sexual body part totally being sexualized

#StayWokeBitches

Oh you didn’t know? Yo’ ass better call somebody! suffer (or skip) through that, because unless you see it, you won’t believe me

Isn’t this basically the backstory of Pixels IRL, sans video game invasion and Q*Bert impregnation?

I get the obvious callback to Star Trek: Enterprise, but I don’t quite see the Stargate Atlantis...

So....apparently there’s not a #80, but it’s from The Langoliers

Hold your head up high....

That photo is so white that when the page loaded, the page started autoplaying “Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah”

That photo is so white that when I brought it up on my work computer, the eyes started following me around to see if I was going to steal anything off my own desk

For the first time in a long while, I actually see a few titles that I either recognize, or want to watch (and they’re not all mecha!)(and there’s more than one mecha anime that doens’t look like a cheesy IS style harem slice of life school setting!)!

M-O-O-N. That spells another bad CBS bro-cedural reboot stolen from ABC

i fuck with Leonardo’s every so often. Soo far away from everything...

The only reason why I had prior knowledge of this article’s subject matter is because I happen to be a fan of the JibJab Matzoh! rap.

Akronite checking in, and goddamn I cannot believe I’m seeing an article about jojos! And yes, we claim that shit, and anyone who has a problem can come here and floss


That said, Fiesta is good, Rascissi’s is better, old school Mama Rosa’s (now Mama Rose’s) were the best. Shout to Zippy’s (RIP/RSVP)

Goddamn poetry....

Bob, I remember going to Crunch games when I was in 4th and 5th grade. I even got a Crunch mini-soccer ball when I went to one of them. I still remember my favorite player’s name, because he has such a great name (Hector Marinaro) and he was a beast

I-O!

#FuckMichigan

Self correction: The power loader is actually a Field Repair E-Frame from Exosquad (via a gunter on Reddit)

Considering they’ve already borked a lot of how the plot moves, I’ll reserve judgement, but hey, who else saw the Eagle 5 (Lone Star’s Winnebago from Spaceballs) and Ripley’s power loader from Aliens in that last scene before titles?