Why the Browns won’t win this season: Because that was the terms of the deal that N.E. Ohians made with Satan. We had to pick a team to tank in exchange for the Cavs rocking it out, and the Brownies drew the short stick. Nothing personal, just business.

While only love can break your heart, I bet good money there was enough zip on that ball to have given him the equivalent of a milk bottle symphony upside his head.


(Let’s see who gets that...if I get ungrayed for this...)

This looks so good that for a second, I thought that you and Rich got your jobs mixed up and that this was a Kotaku piece.

EXCELLENT find, will have to screen it if I can find it

I know I’m beating a dead horse at this point, but holy hell Batman, how many steps can you take before you’re called for travelling?

How to Fix the Browns:

Step 1: Find a burlap bag
Step 2: Place Jimmy Haslam in it
Step 3: Beat the bag senseless
Step 4: Mail the bag to Timbuktu
Step 5: Send an invitation beej to Dan Gilbert to buy the team

For the love of God, can we please get Dan Gilbert to buy this team? At least he knows how to build a winner. Shit, gimme the Dolans on the line. They can make contenders too.

To a team that was SUPPOSED to win it all and it not even be close. (full disclosure, I’m a Tribe fan who lives in NE Ohio, and THOROUGHLY enjoyed taking Golden State down a peg.)

No warp drive? No transporters?

I got five, and two where I was off by a word

Saw Haim at Wayhome and was pleasantly surprised

I’ll do you one better: a Neil Moritz “MCU”. Cross those bad boys with Torque. Can you see it! Cage and Ford teaming up with the Reapers lead by former spy Darius Stone!

#feverdream

Loving the shade that was thrown on Golden State

Dude, three gets you to the antebellum South. My great-grandfather was born in 1890. It’s not a stretch

Hillary is about to bury the hatchet with women...in Trump’s skull

You want key changes? I got three words for you: Eurovision Song Contest

Aww....worried we’ll win two major championships in a year? Well, if it makes you feel better, the Browns still suck (and I still love them)

What would be your idea of a future, tricked out board?

I want everyone who was bitching about Kill La Kill (whose fanservice [that served a purpose, mind you] was EXPLICITLY shaded by the CREATORS themselves IN THE ANIME ITSELF) to either begin going ham about this, or offer immediate apologies and beejs for their previous inanity

In sixteen seconds, Kevin Love earned himself at least a blowjob anywhere in the Northeast Ohio area for the rest of his natural life...or until he directly causes us to lose a ‘chip

I never thought I would ever see that last line played straight in my lifetime, let alone while I’m still young enough to talk shit and enjoy it.