Concur. Quinto is way more 2003 Dashboard listening emo kid than detached, dispassionate (except when high on spores), logical Spock. Every one else was spot on. Just wish Karl Urban would tighten up that wannabe Southern accent of his. The kiwi comes through in spots.

They all did: Kirk's intro at ages 8 and 25, and The Monologue. Spock's snarky LLAP after having his family shitalked by the Vulcan Harvard/Cal Tech. McCoy gets in a "good God, man!" a "green blooded [hobgoblin]" and of course, "Have you lost your Vulcan mind?" Scotty didn't get much dialogue this time 'round but we…

The entire cast of Star Trek '09

There are several. I'll list a few (random order) by some my favorite quotes from the series:

My Kia still has a tuner knob

I'm a fucking Star Trek writer.

I love using the word acquiesce. It makes me feel so arch

Rich,

Thank you! If you hadn't , I certainly would have plastered the 4600 all over this bitch

In certain markets, only Pizza Hut survived

+1

Lol.... Since you very obviously a) missed the joke and b) didn't take your own advice (Shame!), I'll skip the rest of the alphabet and suggest you listen to the very last sentence that the kid says at the end of the clip. That's the joke! That and the region.

You can have the UP, we've got the Islands

+1

Oh please, any state can crack on another...except maybe Wyoming. Even the Dakotas can crack on each other (South: We've got Mt. Rushmore. North: That's why I'm up here and you're down there). What state are you from? I'll crack on you in a quick hurry

True enough, and I agree with everything you've said (even the kid agrees with you, albeit in the most as way possible. Then again, he's 20...), but I'm not sure what you're stumping for here. The (alleged) assault is being investigated by the authorities, I don't think anyone "glossed" over it, it was very clearly…

While I do NOT condone either sexual assault (alleged or otherwise) or underage drinking (though we pretty much all are guilty of it), neither were the point of the issue. Anyone who complains about a party out in the middle of the sticks (we're assuming that he's at least 1000 yards from anyone, and he'd almost have…

Chill out mang, I'm from Ohio. We're contractually obligated to bust your balls a little. LET THE TOLEDO WAR RECOMMENCE!

Knowing that The Mouse has been feeding kids (especially my generation from 89-95) sex and violence, is it lost to anyone that five men (okay, fine. Clones) were seen being shot and killed at close range in a cartoon that will premiere in prime time and have after school reruns?

Kid makes one legit point, though. Anyone who complains about a party out [there] in the middle of nowhere is a spazz! I mean, Christ, it's western Michigan! Why the fuck would anyone want to live there, let alone the rest of the state, and never mind who?