yeah, all those guys who won championships last year with Cam Newton and the Denver D would agree. Especially the ones who picked up Tedd Ginn on waivers and got 10 more TDs.

Why did your advertise your lazy thought processes? I’d be ashamed.

Fun fact about the Deadspin staff: It is a colonial organism made up of many super super small things called morons.

Perhaps one day you two could venture to Food On Nostrand. I would like that. There is more food on Nostrand, anyway. Better food? No. But more.

Doesn’t seem like just “dying in prison” is enough punishment for Sandusky, nor is “rotting in a hole” sufficient punishment for Paterno.

“I want God, I want poetry, I want danger, I want freedom, I want sin,” Chinook said as he left the only world he has known, and sought the brave new world of the wild. Later, having seen the dystopian reality of Los Angeles, Chinook was found sadly lamenting “I ate civilization. It poisoned me; I was defiled. And…

not sure if that is DOOM-doom, but rather a “thing” that looks like DOOM. Since doom doesn’t do multiple “floors” ~as seen on the table, desk and computer, chairs.

I vomited when General “Bloodbath” McGrath tipped that ear horn and stuff came out.

When the first Kanye/Taylor incident (I’mma let you finish..) happened, I read that Kanye and Taylor share the same PR person..

I was up set at this, but now the Boston tears stir my soul. Yes.. let it happen.

If you’ve ever had a cricket somewhere in your home in the middle of the night but couldn’t find it you would know why crickets should be down near the bottom. Fuck crickets.

Oh, honey, Mariah has been the shadiest bitch in all the kingdom since Xtina was prepubescent.

Really hope Disney can get the Fantastic Four, and give us a proper Galactus AND NOT fuck up a perfectly good Dr. Doom origin. (I’ll never understand why Fox thought they can do a better Dr Doom when the comics have him as the greatest Marvel villain of all time, and no one disagrees.)

That's even better than the "no one will believe you" story.