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    Since we are now living in a world where Donald Trump can conceivably mock his way into the White House, I wouldn’t be surprised if this made it all the way to the Supreme Court

    (Accessing Primal Inner Masshole):

    What, Magery wasn’t available for this scorching HOT TAKE about a sportswriter whose overall success reaped him a fat paycheck?

    Word LIFE!

    Umm, because it went up against the mid-season premiere of “The Walking Dead”?

    Respectfully, it is a CTE and ACL and EVERYTHING else you can think of issue.

    You’re allowed, and encouraged to be cynical about all things WWE.

    I like the “Fuck you, Roger!” theory, and I really wish it were so...

    Note that he barely paused to wave, just marched right to his place in line. He knew this was coming.

    Patriotawny Gronk didn’t see his shadow (just a swarm of Orange jerseys, much like his Quarterback), thus we are bypassing Spring and the “Summer of Gronk: 2016” has already begun!

    You think Kris tried to get Khloe, Rob, and Chyna back together to reenact the scene for the cameras?

    Wow! All the haters.

    Gonna assume the dude knew he wasn’t adhering to the fabled “Patriot Way”. Gonna also assume he realized local police coverups are luxuries enjoyed only by starters.

    Every black name being pleaded with to present should turn the producers down.

    Nothing will top Magic Johnson’s final All Star appearence with Isaiah Thomas and Michael Jordan getting in one last one on one with Magic.

    About that first foot, m

    But 1000x LESS entertaining than Howard Stern ripping on the The Magic Hour

    Anyone else think God is aware of “Making of a Murderer” and is really REALLY annoyed with Wisconsin these days?

    As a self loathing Rhode Islander, allow me to explain.

    Marge Schott was an all time classic penny pinching asshat too.